Wednesday, September 19, 2007

sex.revelations

1. It is way cooler for women to be chronic masturbators than men.

2. Some sex doesn't count. If I don't shiver, it doesn't count.

3. Everyone should masturbate at work.

4. Men will do anything to seduce a woman. I swear, I'm never asking for it again.

5. Fantasizing about having sex with someone is usually better than actually having sex with someone.

6. Sometimes I watch porn and am totally disgusted.

7. Sometimes I watch porn and believe that the actors are totally into it.

8. I would never want to see a video of me having sex.

9. Why is it that men never find my spot? Are they trying to find it?

10. My sex mood can be drastically altered based on the music leading up to the sex.

11. Some men are really cute, really hot and really smart, but just not sexy.

12. Somtimes writing about sex is hotter than having sex.

13. What some people see as fuckable, I see as gay.

14. I should have sex in my office before I leave my job.

15. Women are sexier than men. There is nothing cute about a cold and limp penis. Cold and wet women are hotter.

4 comments:

Dee said...

oh, my eyes.
Warn us next time.

madeleine said...

effing hilarious. How was yor FL visit?

Anonymous said...

16. I should have sex in the bushes before I leave my house..

I kid I kid! lol

I should have sex PERIOD! lol

E. Christian Wallace said...

Interesting revelations. Ever thought about reviving the Rules?