men need head

"Let me break it down so it can forever and consistently be broke." From Love Jones

It's hard being a man. Not because of the pressures of the world, and the daunting role of being a leader to households, communities and whatnot. I mean, that shit is hard, but women do it too. It's hard being a man, because they must always balance their ego/masculinity, with their sensitive side. Yes, your man wants to plow you 90 percent of the time...but sometimes he just wants to make love. Leveraging that with the emotions of a woman can drive men crazy. And of course, the stresses of being leaders of the free world...

Nothing, not good food, not movies about explosions, not rap music, not a beer...not even good ol' regular sex, can satisfy a man like good head. There is something about taking the most sensitive, rugged and important part of your man's body, then wrapping your mouth around it, that means more to him than anything in the world. He towers over you like a titan, and watches as you moisturize his member with your tongue juices. It is idol worship. It makes him feel like a god.

There are some women who don't give head. Some are intimidated. Let's face it, men's penises can be overwhelming. And no woman wants to "do it" wrong. So they never do. For those women, they just need more time to understand the power of men and why head is a neccesity.

There are some women who don't give head because they are stingy. These women are assisting with the demise of the world. I can meet a man and within seconds, figure out if they are getting head or not. They can be awkward, tense and jumpy. They are flashy, arrogant and uptight. Sometimes they are just mean and chauvinistic. Because they have no one in their life letting them know they are the shit.

No one in the world tells your man he is the gorgeous, strapping, big-dicked hunk that he is. Not TV, not his job, not his momma. No one can do that for him, except his woman. A man can always meet another chick who can give him that feeling, and then women get mad for being cheated on (see Monica Lewinsky). And most likely, that is all he is wanting. To feel like he's the shit. And the best way to do that is by giving head.

So ladies, if you haven't given your man head this week, make it a point to do it as soon as possible. Text him. Tell him, "hey babe...head when you get home?" He'll be at the door waiting, with his goods ripe and ready. And don't give him head, expecting oral in return. Just do it, let him feel satisfied. Let him take a little nap afterwards. It will give you time to talk on the phone with your friends.

For the men who aren't getting head from their women. Jeez, I just don't know what to tell you. You are either dealing with a naive or conservative chick. Or a selfish bitch. Do you really see yourself with either in the long run?